So you guys are -----, and we are going to find out what blank is. Yeah, dat da plan
So, one of you is going to have Mickey play him in the movie. If he ever call back He good guy, he call back
Wouldn’t leave you hanging? I got that Tom and Jerry Guy
The mouse? Yeah, he play me Ohh, he good Not good as Mickey Oh, he good, he smart
So which one was the mouse? I tink it Jerry Yeah, Tom da cat name So, I get Jerry
You sure it was Jerry and not Tom? I tink Someone say Tom be da cat So Jeery be da mouse And I get Jerry
Thing is, I never knew which one was Tom and which one was Jerry.
I always thought the mouse would get top billing, so Tom would be the
mouse. Tom cat’s name Yeah, we be through this, Meester
But I’m not so sure. We sure
Look. If I don’t know, how can you know? We know We ask around I call Jerry now
What if Jerry is the cat? They do that thingy with da computers den Make eem small Um, hey guys, who play me? Hey Meester, who play heem?
Mickey? Jerry? I’m thinking Speedy Gonzalas. He fast He Speedy
But is He available? That be da real question Will Disney and da Hanna Barbarian put aside da differences Bury da hatchet and makee da movie
I’m thinking there’s a bigger issue here. Yeah, who play Meester
Not really what I was getting at. Yeah, who play heem? I know, John Wayne
Not going to work. You be Harrison Ford
I don’t like where this is going. Yeah, you Hans Solo Meester (general snickering) hee, hee
Stop it. We just jokee, jeez Some people get thin skin, Meester
Anyhow, there’s a bigger issue. Always about heem isn’t it It cause his head so big
Look, I fancy Jim Carey, OK. Good Choice He funny Do good work in pet detective Honorable work Very important work Who plays me isn’t the issue. You guys aren’t mice. (happily) We know, we -----
So why Mickey, and Tom or Jerry, or whoever? Speedy He quick He Speedy
But you aren’t mice. They wear costumes Paint dem green Like Jimmy in that grinchy movie
Jimmy? We gonna have to be on da first name basis if we workees together
Mickey, Jerry, Speedy, and Jimmy. Jimmy maybe have to wear da mask too
Hey, that’s my line... on account of me being sooo good looking and all. You gotta dis vibid imagination, Meester