Hello der edeetor dude (psst) Or dudette We ----- And we writtee book wit da meester
25,500 words, 4,800 lines of pure un-alterated randomness eben we know’d dat da wrong way to sayee eet meester eet classic story eet got all da elements
I got to tell you, I don’t see how an editor is ever going to look at this letter and be interested. You just da pesse-meester
Pessimist? Dat what we say Eet classic You gotta da girls You gotta da heresy We no see nobody eber dis dat god guy da way you do da meester explain da religious implimpercations
You guys really shouldn’t shoot for those big words. We get excited We forgettee
I don’t believe there’s a lot of difference between my friends and other people’s friends, like God, Jesus, or Buddha. Oh, der be a difference We from magi nation Eet story ‘bout us How we came to be Meester eben trace da psycho-logicable stuffe
Like how you guys were formed with certain rules and constraints so you’d never disappear Yeppie, stuff like dat Eet dangerous being da maginary friend
The mortality rate is out of this world? Hey, you stealie our line meester
So eedeetor dude, (nudge) or dudette you publishee book we maka da movie den we lib da happily eber after
And the Meester, he gets a green Cadillac. And, ----- ride in back
Cadillac, Cadillac, Long and Green, ----- in back before we lebe dis world, ----- gonna ride in a Green Cadillac