Brett Rants

Chocolate

It's how favours are repaid.

a big heaping pile of Trader Joes 72 percent dark chocolate, nice, satisfyingly large pile, should last a day or two, maybe longer, rest of the images are same bars of chocolately goodness, arragned in different ways, as in, I like to play with my food

Thank you.

There really is nothing else to be said.

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Wait, thank you? It's seems so weak, apologetic, like they were doing me the favour. Ah, I know. 'Well, I guess if that's the best you can do, you're welcome.' There! Conveys the proper attitude much better, I think.

Just like in a bond movie where the casino markers are worth so much they are rectangular, just like bars of chocolate, obviously Ian Flemming grew up in a classy neighborhood like mine — Casino
Style

they will never take us alive, sir, now all I need are hershey kisses to use as cannon balls, or MMs for buckshot — Candy
Fort

a closer view, a better picture, but lacks the overall feel of the scene — Defences
Intact

candy bars all laid out nice and anal retentive like for you OCC fans out there, eh, probably not arranged neatly enough — Wall
Paper

Its all fun and play until a bar of chocolate gets its edge bent out of shape, the failed card house tower made of chocolate bars project is likely to blame for this