Cliff Hanger's
My Hawaii
Tired from the worries of the day?
Looking for refuge and retreat?
Then think about taking a vacation to Lihi’s, my Hawaiian home.
Here there are good times, good friends, happy memories, and pleasant dreams.
In short, everything you need to get away... from it all.
And get back to the place where you belong: the land of hope and plenty, the land of goodwill and joy, the land of aloha.
This is Lihi’i.
This is My Hawaii.
And I hope you will let this be your tropical island home away from home, as well.
Cliff
wasn’t ambitious. In fact, sleeping on his sister’s couch seemed
like the answer to his dreams. But then his brother in law (a
nice enough chap, even if he worked at the State Department) found
Cliff a job: a job far, far away on the island of Lihi’i... as the
island’s consulate, no less.
It’s an
impressive sort of title, until one realizes that the island of Lihi’i
boasts a grand total of 37 occupants, including:
- A retired God of War looking to make his comeback
- A love struck turtle desperately trying to mend his chauvinistic ways
- We’we, the mermaid who lives beneath the falls and the object of the aforementioned turtle’s desire
- And Pe’la, the local Volcano Goddess, whose principle claim to fame is that she sat next to Pe’le in the second grade.
But don’t be fooled into thinking Cliff’s life is one of fun and
games. Volcanoes tend to ignore EPA regulations and Gods of War
aren’t keen on following postal regulations.
The only question is, when the smoke has cleared, will Cliff still have a job?