FATHER CROSS: is perhaps the only missionary in the South Pacific who
provides on-demand counseling to grief stricken ghosts, regularly
welcomes visiting deities to his Sunday service, and runs a remedial
school for wayward spirits... to which all the local children are
invited. But don’t think Father Cross is all fun and games, he
maintains a strict policy concerning homework, which must be completed
and handed in at the beginning of class by all students in attendance:
be they Menehunes, Gods of War, or friends of a friend of a friend
visiting from a neighboring island. Needless to say, he’s
probably not the most conservative of preachers, and he would, no
doubt, have been fired long ago by his superiors on the mainland if he
could not boast a staggering 100% conversion ratio on the island -- the
exact denomination to which this refers, of course, varies according to
needs of the moment and which church is currently offering the most
lucrative incentive package for new recruits.
I think I the Buddhist Muslim Fundamentalist New Age Christian Jew for Jehovah.
Oh, that too long to remember. I all know is, I believe! I
believe! Uh... Father Cross, I forget. What exactly I
believe in today?
STORY: The Missionary Church Group
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COMMENTARY: Yeah, so The Missionary Church Group,
I'll let your imagination work out the details for that one.
Mine, has been concentrating on Father Cross's Origination Story
--A Cross to Carry (pdf).
War! What's it Good For - Truth Honor, Beauty, Justice (against evil)
Saving the Saviors -
Tip to through the tuleps - artilerty
Missionary Impossible Soldiers in Camp
Missionary Improbably - church basement, no brother in laws couch for him
Paradise Not So Lost -- Lihi near perfect, no need for a missonary Lutherins, Baptists, even a Catholic or two durin the war