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Minataur Tails

The Second Book
in the Award Winning
D-Bound Adventuring Series

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Book II
10 - 11 - 12

Chapter 10 - A Plot Gone Cuckoo

    Remember way back in Chapter 1 when we replaced Minne with Buddy? Well, that was a mistake -- mainly, because we’d already paid Minne a hefty advance. And then, because as it turns out, Minne is the better actor... on account of his much greater experience and having played similar roles in the past. (And if this is still unclear, please reread Chapter 9. Heck, even if this is crystal clear, please reread Chapter 9. I’m sure I’ll still need a little more time to review that Rat’s contract and catch up with the crew -- truth is, years later, I still do.)

Chapter 11 - Sanchez, A Working Gnome

    If Minataur Tails wasn’t a farce, I’d have a real hard time explaining the rationale behind chapters like this. As it is, at the time, with the magic a’flowing and the K’fr a’blowing, it all made a perfect sort of sense and I could have (or would have) sworn that this is more (or less) exactly what Ruby said happened during her stay at Dizzy Land. Or then again (perhaps like most everything else in this book), I just sort of made things up here and there and pretty much whenever I felt like it. But if I did, you certainly can’t expect me to own up to it, now. So maybe I should just make the most outlandish claim I can at this juncture and say that this chapter sets the tone for the rest of the book -- sets the bar, as it were. I mean, there’s magic in them there pages. (Everybody says so.) And this is where it all started. And if it all started in Dizzy Land, then you know what I say: that’s just a coincidence.

Chapter 12 - ABE-1-2-3

    The Dragon Bound series has introduced a lot of firsts in fantasy literature and one of those firsts was the introduction of a morbidly depressed robot. Believe it or not, ABE-1-2-3 started the trend. Also, I invented the letter ‘A’.

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Brett Words

Another first that Minataur Tails has introducted into the world of fantasy literature is TOC's that have almost nothing to do with the story in question. I mean, seriously, do you think you could rewrite this tale from the material presented? I didn't think so.