Brett Rants

Cold Calling is My New Bread and Butter

If you can't beat them, join them...

"May I please speak to the owner or manager?"

Thank you for calling.
Personal consultations start at five dollars a minute.
May I have your credit card number please?

"What?"

May I please have your credit card number?

"What are you talking about?"

Please have your credit card number ready the next time you call.
Goodbye.