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A Cocoa Christmas

This is the good stuff, top shelf.

Bars of Trader's Joe's Chocolate wrapped as present, ok, slightly unwrapped.

This Christmas, I got chocolate.
Actually, I've been getting chocolate for a few years now.
But I like it.
I look forward to it.

And this chocolate,
this Trader Joe's Pound Plus,
this commodity bar of chocolate,
is dirt cheap.
It's ridiculously inexpensive.

But it's some of the best chocolate in the world,
in the entire world!

And the second I saw the package,
I knew what it was.
And it made me happy.

So, two bars.
That means I leave one with the wrapping paper,
for folks to see,
and squirrel the other away likity-split.

What?
No, sweetie.
Only got the one.

All's fair in love and chocolate,
don't you know...

Bars of Trader's Joe's Chocolate wrapped as present, ok, slightly unwrapped.


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Four squares
in a cup of milk
makes excellent
hot chocolate.

Though,
to be honest,
as of late,
I've been adding
two tablespoons of powdered
and some chips
to that as well.

Chocolate!
It's what's for breakfast.


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